Why most pitches fail

Most product business owners, when asked what they do, say something like: "I make handmade jewellery. I do custom pieces, and I sell at markets and also online on Etsy and Instagram, and I've been doing it for about three years now."

That's a biography, not a pitch. No one has leaned in yet.

The problem isn't the content — it's the structure. A good elevator pitch does one specific thing: it makes the other person want to know more. That's the only job.

The three-part formula

Here's the structure that works for product businesses:

[What you make] for [who it's for], [the thing that makes it different].

Examples:

  • "I make ceramic mugs for people who take their morning coffee seriously — everything is wheel-thrown in small batches so no two pieces are the same."
  • "I make dog biscuits for dogs with food sensitivities — all single-ingredient, human-grade, nothing that could trigger a reaction."
  • "I design prints for couples' first homes — original illustrations that look like fine art but are actually quite affordable."

Notice what's happening: the differentiation is embedded in the customer description. You're not saying "high quality" — you're saying who it's specifically for, which implies the quality claim.

Lead with the customer, not the product

Most product pitches start with the thing. "I make candles." "I bake custom cakes."

The more interesting version starts with the person the product is for. "I help people transform a spare bedroom into a room they actually want to be in — I make botanical prints in a style that works really well with the way people decorate their homes right now."

Leading with the customer makes the listener ask themselves: "Is that me? Do I know someone like that?" That's the moment they start paying attention.

The follow-up question is the goal

The measure of a good pitch isn't that someone says "wow." It's that they ask a follow-up question. "Oh really — what kind of ceramics?" or "How does the customisation work?"

When you get a follow-up question, the pitch worked. You've created enough curiosity that they want more. Everything else is just conversation.

Write it down and practice it out loud

The reason most pitches are mediocre is that the business owner has never actually practised saying them out loud. They wing it every time, and it comes out differently each time.

Write your pitch down. Read it aloud. Adjust the words that feel unnatural when spoken (writing and speaking are different). Practise it until it doesn't sound rehearsed — until it sounds like you're just telling someone what you do.

That takes maybe 30 minutes total. The returns compound every conversation thereafter.